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Strawberry - Paul Baribeau
Friendship Bracelets - Koo Koo Kanga Roo
Fake children’s bands are the shit. Some girl on this service trip was trying to convince me to listen to this, but she was really creepy. Does it make me a bad person for giving her a fake phone number and stealing the music she listens to?
Yep.
Oops.
The Sweetest Eyes (When You Laugh) - Julie Doiron & Okkervil River
Found this one too late for Valentine’s day. Oh well, sweet eyes are sweet all year round I suppose.
How Fucking Romantic - The Magnetic Fields
And as Valentine’s Day comes to a close…
FUCK THEM - A (Valentines) Mix For Your Broken Heart
(Sorry, forgot to put up a link earlier)
Barbie. That bitch. Stealing Ken from you- you of all people. You thought you were friends, but that backstabbing traitor stole your reason to live. But take heart; you are now a statistic, and you can join the millions of singles awaiting you on match.com. Or… you can listen to this mix, and plot your revenge, slowly and sweetly, with a sound that matches your disturbingly unpredictable mood swings. Happy Valentines Day, Ken. We’ll see you in hell.
Dislaimer: 3-1-1 will not take any responsibility for acts of murder, assault, or vandalism.
TRACKLIST:
Bang Bang - Nancy Sinatra
Don’t Give Up - Peter Gabriel
Cloudbusting - Kate Bush
Song For America - Destroyer
If I’m In Luck I Might Get Picked Up - Betty Davis
Poor Edward - Tom Waits
She gone - Gonjasufi
Casimir Pulaski Day - Sufjan Stevens
I Can Change - LCD Soundsystem
Irene - Caribou
Brokendate - Com Truise
Kiss Me, You Jacked Up Jerk - Brainiac
Howe Sounds - Said The Whale
They are sappy. They are sweet. They are, like all the best love songs, mushy and a little bit sad. Play them for your swag lover, see where it gets you.
TRACKLIST:
Raindrops On The Kitchen Floor - Mason Jennings
In The Aeroplane Over The Sea - Neutral Milk Hotel
Crown Of Love - Arcade Fire
No One’s Gonna Love You - Band Of Horses
Such Great Heights - Iron & Wine
Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want - The Smiths
Valentine’s Day On 35th And Bryant - Jeremy Messersmith
You! Me! Dancing! - Los Campesinos!
If You Want Me - Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova
Take Care - Beach House
Big Jet Plane - Angus and Julia Stone
Do You Realize? - The Flaming Lips
For Emma - Bon Iver
Collar Bones - North Highlands
True Love Will Find You In The End - Basia Bulat
…Go get em, tiger.
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen
There is only one Valentine’s song.
In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel
Hey check it out the perfect ironic twist to your Valentines sappy mixtape. Relentlessly mainstream, just like your relationship status on Facebook.
There is a Light that Never Goes Out - The Smiths
Every hipster wishes that a Smiths song were written about them. You can’t go wrong.
Girl - The Beatles
Part of our daily series, “How to Seduce a Hipster”. Enjoy, and happy Valentine’s day
Coca Cola Coca Cola - Mangamma Sabatham
Funky shit right here.